The Best Nascar Quotes of All Time !

Few sports are as quotable as NASCAR. From drivers and spotters, to commentators and crew chiefs, to team owners and track presidents, the quotes fly fast and furious.

There are some phrases that no stock car fan will ever forget, including the customary “Gentlemen, start your engines” at the beginning of every race, Darrell Waltrip’s trademark “Boogity, boogity, boogity!” at the drop of the green flag, and NASCAR’s recent policy of “Boys, have at it.”

Colorful and witty quotes are as old as stock car racing itself, and NASCAR drivers have always been known for their tempers and tantrums. When the sparks fly, you can count on a colorful verbal exchange to follow as each driver gives his version of what happened.

Here are 50 of the best NASCAR quotes of all time.

Darrell Waltrip

“If you don’t cheat, you look like an idiot; if you cheat and don’t get caught, you look like a hero; if you cheat and get caught, you look like a dope. Put me where I belong.”

Reciting a list of sponsors was never the most memorable part of an interview with DW during his driving days.

Rusty Wallace

“I feel like I got a pile of cattle chasing my ass, and I’m pedaling as hard as I can to stay in front of ’em. I’m looking behind me driving like hell.”

Wallace on hanging on to the top 10 in points prior to a Pocono race.

The Intimidator

Dale Earnhardt provided as many good quotes as any NASCAR driver. Here are a few of the best:

• “The winner ain’t the one with the fastest car; it’s the one who refuses to lose.”
• “Finishing races is important, but racing is more important.”
• “I’ve got to win every race.”
• Two of my favorite things are my steering wheel and my Remington rifle.

Alan Kulwicki

“It’s basically the same, just darker,” on the difference between night racing and daytime racing.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

“Years ago, you used to get out and fight and run around and chase each other with a jackhammer and stuff like that. Those were the good ol’ days.”

Too bad that’s not what the sponsors want.

Junior Johnson

“If you ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin'” is an old NASCAR expression. Junior Johnson had this to say about his creativity when it came to building cars:

“I loved the game. Maybe I’d have four of five new things on a car that might raise a question. But I’d always leave something that was outside of the regulations in a place where the inspectors could easily find it.

“They’d tell me it was illegal, I’d plead guilty, and they’d carry it away thinking they caught me. But they didn’t check some other things that I thought were even more special.”

Jeff Gordon

“Robby’s got a little problem going faster under caution than he does under green.”

Jeff was more than a little sarcastic when he said this about Robby Gordon.

Cale Yarborough

“Driving a race car is like dancing with a chainsaw.”

Everyone knows NASCAR driving is a dangerous endeavor, none better than the drivers themselves.

Dick Trickle

“Ya gotta wanna.”

Classic.

Michael Waltrip

“The Lord works miracles. He did one yesterday in front of 35,000 people.”

Here’s a video of what Michael Waltrip was referring to.

Darrell Waltrip

“If the lion didn’t bite the tamer every once in a while, it wouldn’t be exciting.”

The excitement and danger of NASCAR are the reasons drivers love to race and why fans show up.

Junior Johnson

“I had a jackass driving for me, and now I am rid of him.”

Darrell Waltrip was a handful as a driver, and Junior Johnson was none too sorry to see him move to Rick Hendrick’s team after the 1986 season.

“The best way to make a small fortune in racing is to start with a big one.”

Very few make it big in racing, and the real reward for most is in the joy of competition.

Adam Petty

“My grandfather is the King, my dad is the Prince. I guess that makes me the butler.”

Adam Petty, whose career was tragically cut short by his death in an accident during practice, was NASCAR’s first fourth-generation driver.

Joey Logano

“His wife wears the firesuit in that family and tells him what to do.”

I’m not sure picking on Kevin Harvick was the wisest thing for Logano to do, but the line became an instant classic.

Richard Petty

“The good Lord doesn’t tell you what His plan is, so all you can do is get up in the morning and see what happens next.”

The King had more than his share of terrifying wrecks, but we can all be thankful he’s still a part of NASCAR today.

Glen Wood

“When you start thinking too much about wrecks and high speeds, it’s time to quit.”

Or, if you’re Ricky Bobby, just have a cougar ride in the car with you.

Chad Knaus

“Drive it like you stole it, homie,” to Jimmie Johnson during the final race of the 2006 Chase.

Johnson went on to win the first of five consecutive championships (and counting).

Jeff Gordon

“Our fans would never waste good beer by pouring it on us,” comparing NASCAR fans to NBA fans.

Dale Earnhardt, 2

Some more Earnhardt classics:

• “I got in the ambulance and looked back over there and I said, “Man, the wheels ain’t knocked off that car yet. Get out. I gotta go.”
• “When I came into Winston Cup, I didn’t have nothing.”
• “The only thing I think about is winning…races and the championship. It’s like hunting and fishing. You want to catch the most fish or shoot the most ducks, with the least shells. You don’t want to be standing there with a whole pile of shells on the ground and one duck.”

Sterling Marlin / Tony Stewart

“I got run over by the bug-eyed dummy, I guess.”

Marlin was upset with Biffle for dumping him into the wall at Watkin’s Glen in 2004. And Marlin wasn’t the only driver insulting Biffle’s driving skills in those days. Tony Stewart was evidently none too happy with Greg Biffle after a race in Martinsville in 2005, leading to this quote:

“They name street after guys like that: One Way and Dead End. He’s just an idiot.”

Ricky Rudd

“I couldn’t hear him. He’s got that little yap-yap mouth. I couldn’t tell what he was saying.”

Rudd had been asked what Kevin Harvick said to him after Rudd spun “Happy” into the wall late in a 2003 race at Richmond.

“Fireball” Roberts

“I had a horror of kissing girls before a race. It started many years ago when I was a rookie. A girl kissed me before a race and I spun me out and back through a fence. She kissed me later and the same thing happened. In an effort to break the jinx, she kissed me twice before the next race. So what happened? I flip end over end seven times. I don’t even kiss my wife before a race.”

Mario Andretti, 1967 Daytona 500 Winner

“The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses.”

We all envy the drivers and wish we had their job, but they put their lives on the line every time they suit up for a race.

Buddy Baker

“I never lost my job while I was leading a race.”

Every driver lives to win races. As Dick Trickle said, “Why would you race if you weren’t going to be up front?”

Another Baker classic: “He ran out of talent about halfway through the corner.”

I’m sure many drivers have thought that about their fellow competitors over the years.

Sterling Marlin

“We had the wrong gear, wrong springs, wrong shocks and wrong car. We had the right beer, but other than that, we got stomped.”

Marlin was sponsored by Coors Lite at the time. At least he could find one positive on a tough day.

Kyle Petty

“Why did I take up racing? I was too lazy to work and too chicken to steal.”

And now he’s taken up television announcing because he forgot how to drive, I guess.

Yes, NASCAR IS a Sport

Dale Earnhardt: “In what other sport do you get a 15-second break every hour?”

Bill France on why deaths in auto racing were six times more common than in football: “We go six times faster.”

Tony Stewart

“If I have a love-hate relationship with Martinsville, then we’re missing the love part of the equation.”

A sarcastic quip from the ever-quotable Tony Stewart.

Dale Earnhardt, 3

A couple more Earnhardt quotes:

• “You win some, lose some and wreck some.”
• “I’ll apologize to them after they get me to the front!” Upon being told by his crew chief that he needed to conserve his tires.

Ernest Hemingway

“Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports … all others are games.”- Ernest Hemingway

One final proof to NASCAR bashers that stock car racing IS a real sport.

Kevin Harvick

“I like being the bad guy. I don’t really have a lot of good things to say anyway.”

Harvick has never been afraid to stir things up and play the villain.

Jimmie Johnson

“Come race day there’s never enough duct tape on the car.”

No matter how prepared the teams try to be, issues always seem to arise once the green flag drops.

Kurt Busch

“Rubbin’ is racin’.”

Contact is simply part of racing at many NASCAR tracks.

Denny Hamlin

“NASCAR has really turned into a pansy sport.”

Hamlin felt NASCAR was penalizing too many minor incidents.

Tony Stewart

“He wrecked me intentionally. It was obvious. Just disgusted that you could be racing somebody for what is a championship.”

Smoke voicing his displeasure after Matt Kenseth spun him out at Martinsville.

Brad Keselowski

“I get around that race car, I completely change. The focus changes. The competitive juices get flowing.”

Brad transforms into a different person behind the wheel.

Kyle Busch

“If he’s going to treat me like that for no reason, he better know I’m not taking any crap from anyone.”

Busch after being spun by Dale Earnhardt Jr. at Richmond.

Clint Bowyer

“I guess Jeff Gordon can do no wrong. He gets away with everything. It’s probably not his fault. It’s probably NASCAR’s fault for not doing anything to him.”

Bowyer felt Gordon intentionally wrecked him at Phoenix with no repercussions.

Juan Pablo Montoya

“I think in Europe NASCAR is not regarded as high as it should. You know, I think it’s a pretty tough sport.”

Montoya acknowledging stock car racing doesn’t get the respect it deserves overseas.

Carl Edwards

“That’s just racing and that stuff happens and I did what I had to do.”

Edwards showing no remorse after turning Brad Keselowski and sending his car flying into the catch fence at Atlanta in 2010.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

“If you ain’t rubbing, you ain’t racing. I mean, I don’t know how you can determine what’s aggressive and what’s overly aggressive.”

A classic philosophy from Junior.

Kasey Kahne

“Pretty upset. Ryan Newman is the toughest guy to pass. Don’t know how his crew chief says I can just pull over. We are racing for the win at Darlington for the Southern 500.”

Kahne unhappy with Newman’s blocking tactics while racing for the win.

Danica Patrick

“I’ve always found that the quickest way around a track is to stay on the quickest line around the track. Go figure.”

Some sage driving advice from Danica.

Mark Martin

“Now we’re racing! These guys are awesome. This is what I came back for.”

Martin was reinvigorated competing with younger drivers later in his career.

There you have it – 50 of the wittiest, funniest, and most memorable quotes in NASCAR history. From humorous quips to emotional rants, these quotes provide a glimpse into the personalities, passions, and drivers that make NASCAR special.